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15 Tricks to Hide Wrinkles Instantly

I’m a vain, over 40, Generation X mom who refuses to grow up. But even though I may still act like I’m 5-years-old, my face has other plans. While I’m doing my best to fight off wrinkles, crows feet, marionette lines, sun spots, and sagging, I appear to be losing this battle. And if you’ve completely given up, here are 15 tricks to hide wrinkles instantly without a face lift or fillers.

15 tricks to hide wrinkles instantly without surgery or fillers

Are you tired of looking in the mirror and seeing fine lines and wrinkles? Here are 15 tricks to hide wrinkles instantly without a face lift or fillers. Click To Tweet

1 Wear a big hat and sunglasses

A hat and sunglasses not only hides wrinkles, but also protect against UV rays
Protects against UV rays too!

It works for celebrities who want to go incognito and also helps protect against damaging UV sun rays.

People will be too busy trying to figure out who you are to even notice your fine lines.


2 Get bangs

Try bangs to cover up those forehead lines.
Try bangs to cover up those forehead lines.

Bangs are a super easy way to cover up those forehead lines. Plus if you put the rest of your hair up in a bun, you’ll get lift on those sagging cheeks as well!


3 Wear a veil

Wear a veil to hide those fine lines instantly
Cover your face with lace!

Veils were big in the 40s – those girls knew what was up.

Now you can be both sexy and mysterious while minimizing the look of those crows feet.

You can find this Veil Derby Hat on Amazon for under $15


4 Face lift stickers

These face lift stickers are supposed to instantly lift your sagging skin
These face lift stickers are supposed to instantly lift your sagging skin

Tighten up that double chin with face tape! I haven’t tried these yet, but I really want to.

Apparently they are very popular in Korea, but you can get this Face Sticker Adhesive Tape for super cheap on Amazon.


5 Instantly Ageless face serum

Check out one of my early videos of me trying out Instantly Ageless for the first time

Instantly Ageless Product Review

Watch this video on YouTube.

 

Instantly Ageless doesn’t hide wrinkles but is great for temporarily tightening skin in seconds. Try it for yourself!


6 Try this DIY instant face lift band hack

DIY Instant Facelift Hack – No Surgery, Fillers, or Mess!

Watch this video on YouTube.

 

Tighten up that saggy skin using items you may already have in your own home!

Or not. I don’t really care.


7 Wear a Berqa

A Berqa is a great way to cover your wrinkles. Just make sure your eye makeup is on fleek.
A Berqa is a great way to cover your wrinkles. Just make sure your eye makeup is on fleek.

Do people always say you have beautiful eyes?

A Berqa will cover up those laugh lines and still show off your favorite feature.


8 Prepare for the Apocolypse

Now you can hide your wrinkles and protect yourself against deadly gasses.
Now you can hide your wrinkles and protect yourself against deadly gasses.

Who cares about wrinkles when the world is coming to an end?

At least you got your handy gas mask at the ready and no one will even notice those sagging jowels. Yay!


9 Be a monkey for a day…

This face shield is perfect for bike riding and hiding wrinkles.
This face shield is perfect for bike riding, hiding wrinkles, and committing a robbery.

…Or a kitty, or a baby pig. These stretchy face shields not only hide wrinkles instantly, but also protects your face against wind.

Check out all the styles of this stretchy 3D face shield on Amazon. I really want one of these!


10 Say hello to helmet head

Fencing hides your crows feet and is good exercise!
Fencing hides your crows feet and is good exercise!

Take up a new sport like hockey, fencing, or football.

Now you’ll have a good excuse to wear a helmet to cover those marionette lines.


11 Put on a happy face

Show off your smile without adding more smile lines.
Show off your smile without adding more smile lines.

All those wrinkles are from years of scowling or smiling.

Hide your resting bitch face with this emoji mask and you’ll never have to reveal your true feelings to anyone.


12 Join the circus as a clown

Think outside of the box and become a mime!
Or think outside of the box and become a mime!

Now the kids won’t have to be terrified of your saggy skin.

They’ll just be terrified of the clown instead.


13 Make that money, honey

Take up a new hobby and hide those jowels at the same time.
Take up a new hobby and hide those jowels at the same time.

Take up a side job as a Bee Keeper and nobody will think twice about you wearing this awesome bee keeper hat or your wrinkles.

Plus honey is supposed to be good for your skin too, right?


14 Be someone’s gimp

This gimp mask will make you and your partner forget all about your droopy eyelids
This gimp mask will make you and your partner forget all about your droopy eyelids

Worried about your partner looking at your face during sexy time?

Spice things up with this funky mask and you’ll have other things to think about besides your droopy eyelids.


15 Blend in with the furniture

Go incognito with a lampshade over your head.
Go incognito with a lampshade over your head.

This can go one of two ways. You will go either go unnoticed or be the life of the party!

Either way, you can hide your wrinkles instantly and just blame it on the alcohol.


So now you have lots of ways to hide your wrinkles instantly without getting a face lift or spending all that money on injections.

And if none of these options is your cup of tea, you can just let nature take it’s course and grow old gracefully.

Which one is your favorite? Leave me a comment and let me know!


** Disclosure: Some products featured were received complimentary in exchange for my honest review, but all opinions are my own. I was not compensated for writing this post, but it does contain affiliate links which means I may be compensated a small amount if you click through and purchase. Full disclosure policy here.**

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30 Comments

  1. Vanessa and Pal Vanessa and Pal

    The facelift tape looks like it would be useful for many things. Thanks for the laugh along with the great suggestions.

  2. I love the way you have given a funny spin to the wrinkle saga ! this is just what I needed today.

  3. You are lovely. You write very well.i still can’t stop smiling dear.

  4. Those are some great options – Think a facemask is the most effective 🙂

  5. Beautiful article..loved the humour and the pracitical approach..
    Regards

  6. alison netzer alison netzer

    Ha, these are some of the best I’ve heard. Yeah I have had to accept my wrinkles as I cannot afford the high costs of injectables and would rather spend my $$$ on my kids and traveling. Oh well, I’ve earned every wrinkle. Had I known when I was young (i’m a gen x’er too) that sun, alcohol and smoking would’ve caused so many, I may have changed my lifestyle. Nah I doubt it. Did change the unhealthy things though!

  7. Haha, thats funny article. why monkey though, out of all animals? lol, why not a dog or dolphin?

    • They have lots of faces to choose from. They have dogs, cats, and pigs too.

  8. Good information. My wife has no wrinkles though and still looks great as she approaches 40

  9. Facelift tape?! They have so many products nowadays that can be the cure all for life’s messes. I loved your post, especially #7 on down. Lol.

  10. I love tip number 8. I couldn’t stop smiling. I don’t have wrinkles yet but maybe some of these would come in handy when I do. Thanks for sharing these tips ?

  11. Pati Robins Pati Robins

    heheh this post have made my day , i could be a monkey for a day ?

  12. Monica Suri Monica Suri

    Your post made me laugh due to the funny narration of the subject. Awesome. I think the best way is to let the nature take over and age gracefully

  13. I think I’ll just take my life spots and happy lines 😉 No face tape or lamp shades for me!!

  14. I think I’ll take the life spots and happy lines! No face tape or Bee Keeper hats for me ?

    sorry – I left the wrong info on my last comment. Oops!

  15. I’m just like you! I had a good laugh reading your suggestions, but you know what they say that laughing provokes wrinkles, lol

  16. Ha ha..hilarious post. I like your take on wrinkles..lol

  17. I like that this was rather lighthearted! Some of the options were very funny and yet I could see people trying them! Thanks!

  18. This is so funny!! Hilariously anything you can do to cover up wrinkles!! ?

  19. Interesting read laced with humor. But you certainly mentioned few insightful tips too which can work wonder.

  20. Ayana Nell Ayana Nell

    hahaha I love how silly this post got!! I am curious about the Korean face tape though. Couldn’t people see it if you wore it out? Or do you cover it with makeup? How does that work?

    • Right? That is what I would be afraid of too. Maybe I’ll try it someday and post my findings 🙂

  21. love the super tips you offered the monkey one is great

  22. Face lift stickers are the best option I suppose. I would definitely go for this once I start getting wrinkles

  23. This is funny! Some days I feel like putting on a mask and calling it a day. I haven’t heard of the tape before. ?

  24. haha such a funny post! I love it

  25. Elizabeth O Elizabeth O

    These are great ideas, I definitely got a few laughs from this post. I wonder how many people actually try for real though i bet its a few.

  26. Hahaha this post is a joke! I was actually expecting some miracle creams and stuff, but no, I just got a good laugh, which has probably added more wrinkles around my eyes LOL x

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